What if there were tabloids in Saiunkoku? (some of these I posted somewhere else before, some are new)


PAID TO MARRY THE KING—SHOU TAISHI ATTEMPTING TO QUASH GAY RUMOURS?

KING’S AFFAIR WITH CONSORT’S SERVANT?

KING STALKS EX-WIFE

FINANCE MINISTER CAUGHT CUDDLING WITH INTERN

NOT SUCH A GOOD BOY AFTER ALL: TOP EXAM SCORER’S UNDERAGE DRINKING, BRAWLING

SA SAKUJUN SUICIDE SHOCKER? BUT NO BODY

LOCAL MAN CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN PRINCE SEIEN
–third Prince Seien sighting this year

ANTI-AGING SECRETS OF THE HYOU CLAN

SA SAKUJUN MAYBE NOT THAT DEAD, AFTER ALL

SECRET AFFAIR BETWEEN PRIME MINISTER AND MINISTER KOU?
–”I heard them passionately quarreling! It was like someone had cheated.” Says a highly placed source.

EX-FIANCE OF CONSORT CANDIDATE KILLED DAD

RAN PROVINCE SHOCKER: WOMAN MARRIED TO TRIPLETS

INSIDE THE HYOU CULT:
Incestuous lust, child labor, imprisonment, brainwashing

KOU CLAN HEAD’S SPOUSE EX-COURTESAN?

PUTTING THE ‘VICE’ IN VICE CHANCELLOR:
He frequents brothel, licks hand of girl twenty years his junior

KING CHASES RUNAWAY OFFICIAL ALL THE WAY TO RAN PROVINCE:
“I don’t have a plan to make him come back to me, just my love” says king.

SEXUAL HARASSMENT AT CENSORATE?

REJECTION DRIVES MAN TO WEAR MASK FOR OVER TEN YEARS
“I’m surprised; I thought he would be over it by now,” says a friend who just moved back to the capital after a long absence.

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: TOP OFFICIALS WORKING HARD, OR HARDLY WORKING?
A certain minister seems to spend most of his time at work socializing with his friends or visiting his relatives, while leaving his second in command to do everything.

FATHER CONFRONTS DAUGHTER’S STALKER: AN EIGHTY YEAR OLD MAN
“She has no idea, and thank heaven for that,” says the disgusted parent.

MAN CLAIMS HE WAS SAVED BY THE BLACK WOLF: FOURTH SIGHTING THIS YEAR

SA CLAN HEAD TELLS OF BATTLE WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM